Harry Potter analogy FAIL

Does this make sense to anyone? Also, wearing any of these t-shirts is like basically admitting you took the whole thing way too seriously.

7 things that are going to happen FAIL

If your name is Dirk Pitt or Jack Ryan, you already know that more than 7 impossible things are going to happen. What's the use in spoiling the last 400 pages?

Fat Burning Furnace FAIL

Do you really want to be using a "weird tip" to diet?

Also, what is the title supposed to mean? I like how they capitalized "Tip," but not "flat" or "belly."

space jobs FAIL

"Honey, I think we're going to have to move for my next job..."

swank mommy FAIL

Perfect gifts for mother's day...

Do It Yourself FAIL

Tired of all those electricity bills? Why buy electricity when you can make it yourself by creating your own solar panels? It can't be that hard.... except that one look at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_cell makes me think it can't be easy or cheap. I guess if you plunk down $199 for plans you can find out....

quantum something FAIL

From now on, every time I see an ad that has the word "quantum" followed by something that makes no sense, it will be posted as a "quantum something FAIL".

Seriously, the word "quantum" could have been left out of this ad and it would have garnered much more respect.

oxygen facts FAIL

Oxygen is the fuel that burns fat. All right Fat America, start breathing. WTF seriously what is this

noodle FAIL

Not to wreck you day or anything... Japanese women might be thin for reasons that have nothing to do with Zero Carb Noodles (which actually sound disgusting: I'm thinking Top Ramen without the flavor packets).

mermaid FAIL

ok....whatever....

Twitter double FAIL

Question 1: Why would anyone pay for "Twitter management?" Sorry, actually, why would anyone pay for anything with the word "twitter" in it?

Question 2: Why would anyone want to take something as annoying as twitter and make it 10 times more annoying by seeing it in 3D?

Anti-scam scam FAIL

I'll pass.

Large Hadron Collider.. meh.. yawn

Been there, done that. Yeah, me too. Except that it isn't running yet. FAIL.

Google is for players, Bing is for nerds

The infamous C String test reveals the true nature of the search giants:

Google shows the lingerie first:

Bing shows the programming type first:

The decision engine leads to the wrong decision. :-P

Belgian waffle Bing FAIL

The great "decision engine" is going to help you find a Belgian waffle. It's not a search engine, it's a waffle engine.